Monday, February 6, 2012

When Life Gives you Lemons.......

....make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

....throw them at somebody's head and get a good laugh

....stick them down your shirt and make your boobs bigger

....you should make lemonade then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

....squirt them into your enemy's eyes

....keep them because, hey, they're free lemons

....make life take the lemons back

....make lemonade!